Snoring: a TRUE story

every night I have the same bedtime routine. Shower, get PJs on, brush teeth, read, TRY to sleep. why I say try you may ask, my dad is the LOUDEST snorer in the world! Seriously, you can hear it from my room across the hall! he sounds like a snoring giant with the sniffles. Wait, not even that! He sounds like an old car starting up next to the sleeping giant. that's why I try to get to sleep before him. The best days are when my dad sleeps sitting up. For some strange reason that I don't know he snores less when he sits up. Even though he is a very, very, very, very, very loud snorer I still love him so, so much.