Sunday, October 18, 2015

How me work poem

homework oh homework, how I despise you
You steal my time to finish it too
Homework oh homework you monster in disguise
You suck up my brain with nothing but lies
You make me think and think until I stink
You make me work so hard I can't help but know
Every thing that your big textbooks show
Homework oh homework, why are you here?
If you were gone I couldn't help but cheer

This poem is written by me but based off of the poem "homework oh homework" written by jack prelutsky
This is that poem


Homework! Oh, Homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you away in the sink, if only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.

I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark, or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework, my teacher assigns.

Homework! Oh, homework! You're last on my list,
I simply can't see
why you even exist,

if you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink. Homework! Oh, homework! I hate you! You stink

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